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1st Bel [Action/Voice]

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Where am I..? -- ...OW!

[Well. This sucks.

And is quite painful too. I mean really, being strung to a tree by your underwear must be incredibly painful. Atsuro's just in luck, since that's exactly the predicament he's in right now! So you may find this loser ~~rolling around in a trash can~~ flailing around in a tree -- I mean.. this poor, confused new feather somewhere around the village, hanging from a tree and flailing around a bit while trying to get down.]

H-hey, can someone help me down...?! [WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON HERE.]

[Voice]
[Aaaand once that awful incident is through with, Atsuro will go ahead and tinker with his new fancy journal thing and throw up an entry! Just a tad too embarrassed to do it over video so.. Here, have some guy-who-is-literally-butthurt's voice.]

So uh.. has anyone else here arrived in really weird ways? [because really that was just awful.]

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[ Ange has that kind of effect on people.. ]

They have no news show here, so murders would go unreported, right? [ JUST KEEPING UP THE DEADPAN JOKE sorry Atsuro.. ]

[He runs over to him, to really see that his friend's here. A part of him wonders if it's a trick, but the Malnosso isn't that much of a prickball to do this during an experiment, right?

Well, they would.]

Hey, Atsuro! Doing alright since you arrived?

A few! Tell me about your skills, for one.

[ :I ]

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Well, yes. Everywhere you stay for a long time becomes normal. For me, spaceflight is common, but for you perhaps trains?

[ Not his fault Atsuro's situation is unfortunate but also hilarious. ]

I dunno, what would I get out of it?

[ Yeah, he's playing this game. ]

Weird ways? Well, I guess that depends o what you mean by weird.

[Wwwwwwow. r u d e !!]

What would you...? I-I don't know! What do you want?!

[STOP PLAYING GAMES AND GET HIM THE FUCK DOWN DAMMIT. 8C]

[ Don't get your panties in a bunch, Spada will help him out eventually. Maybe. One day. ]

Depends. You got anything you're good at?

[His panties are in a bunch. On this branch. Fuckignl git.]

I can do lots of things with computers, if you've got one.

[That's about all he's good for, aside from being a bro.]

Weird as in like, embarrassing, awkward, or just the last thing you would expect or want to wake up to.

[Good boy. Your head was in the way anyway, and he might have easily shot him.

Leo takes aim, fires--]

N-no! I didn't hear anything! Just focus on getting your--

[He's going to pretend that it's not snapping, but it's only getting louder.. and LOUDER. Then suddenly SNAP. The branch begins to fall and they're going down with it. ;w;]

SUCH MISFORTUNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE---------!!!!

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[ Maybe he should put some effort into unbunching them.

Now, Spada doesn't have any use for computer skills, but he wonders if that applies to journals — he can see how that might come in handy. ]

You're gonna have to specify for me, man.

[Maybe Spada should stop being a jerk and help him!]

Well, you know... Hacking, formatting, cracking codes... That kind of stuff.

[And pretty much everything else.]

[ ... Yeah, that's probably a handy skill to have around. ]

Alright, I think we can work somethin' out here.

So does that mean you're gonna help me down?

['Cause seriously man this is painful as hell.]

[Did it just snap again... And again.. And ag--Oh. Shit.]

AAAAAAAAAAAH--!!

[And now they are going to FALL TO THE GROUND MISERABLY and land with a loud thud.

...

Dude get off this is awkward.]

[ Almost but not quite yet! ]

Depends on if I can trust you to honor the terms if I do!

[u n s u r e]

Depends on what the terms are.

They're pretty simple. If I get you down from there, you gotta do me favors when it comes to technical stuff.

[ A beat. ]

A part-time wingman'd probably be nice, too. [ Sometimes girls require a higher amount of intellect in their potential boyfriends than Spada has, and Luca isn't around, so ... ]

[This is so pathetic, I don't even--

Right. He'll be moving RIGHT off of Atsuro now.]

Haaah... Hehehehe... At least you're off the tree now!

Yeah, I'm fine with that--

[And then a pause. Did Spada just say wingman? ...]

...Dude, seriously? [...SIIIIIIGH. Screw it, Atsuro just wants to get down from here already.] ...Fine. You've got a deal.

[ Hey, he can take it or leave it! (Spoilers: leaving it means he doesn't get a hand down from the tree.) ]

No goin' back on it now!

[ Of course, Spada's idea of helping Atsuro down includes the incredibly simple method of climbing up a minimal amount of the tree — only up the first tier of branches or so — and promptly slicing through Atsuro's underwear with one of his swords. Hope you enjoy falling from trees, broseph. ]

[...Yeah he's just gonna take it then.]

I won't!

[What the hell is that guy--IS THAT A SWORD.. ~~Dude don't castrate me now.~~ OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU--fuckignl git that is the worst way to help him down wow. brb faceplanting.]

[Fortunately for Kouki, it really is Atsuro, no tricks of the Malnosso included. Well, besides him bringing him here, of course. And dumping him onto a tree.]

Yeah, I have! Well, I only just got here a few hours ago, so... How about you? I had no idea you were here too. [And he's pretty damn happy that he is. I mean, BFF.]

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j/k i don't love you mel

wwwwow what a jerk!

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[Voice] /SHOOTS?!

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i'm sorry i can't hear you over the sound of how awesome i am

well excuse you!

maybe i will excuse myself!

itt: atsuro becomes spada's nerd bitch

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better be damn grateful 'cause spada is an awesome bro.

atsuro is awesomer!

he can only hope to be as awesome as a guy who can be the worst and best bro simultaneously.

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he is the best bro okay

if you are talking about spada the answer is yes always

clearly I mean atsuro!

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