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1st Bel [Action/Voice]

[Action]
Where am I..? -- ...OW!

[Well. This sucks.

And is quite painful too. I mean really, being strung to a tree by your underwear must be incredibly painful. Atsuro's just in luck, since that's exactly the predicament he's in right now! So you may find this loser ~~rolling around in a trash can~~ flailing around in a tree -- I mean.. this poor, confused new feather somewhere around the village, hanging from a tree and flailing around a bit while trying to get down.]

H-hey, can someone help me down...?! [WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON HERE.]

[Voice]
[Aaaand once that awful incident is through with, Atsuro will go ahead and tinker with his new fancy journal thing and throw up an entry! Just a tad too embarrassed to do it over video so.. Here, have some guy-who-is-literally-butthurt's voice.]

So uh.. has anyone else here arrived in really weird ways? [because really that was just awful.]

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[ Not his fault Atsuro's situation is unfortunate but also hilarious. ]

I dunno, what would I get out of it?

[ Yeah, he's playing this game. ]

[Wwwwwwow. r u d e !!]

What would you...? I-I don't know! What do you want?!

[STOP PLAYING GAMES AND GET HIM THE FUCK DOWN DAMMIT. 8C]

[ Don't get your panties in a bunch, Spada will help him out eventually. Maybe. One day. ]

Depends. You got anything you're good at?

[His panties are in a bunch. On this branch. Fuckignl git.]

I can do lots of things with computers, if you've got one.

[That's about all he's good for, aside from being a bro.]

[ Maybe he should put some effort into unbunching them.

Now, Spada doesn't have any use for computer skills, but he wonders if that applies to journals — he can see how that might come in handy. ]

You're gonna have to specify for me, man.

[Maybe Spada should stop being a jerk and help him!]

Well, you know... Hacking, formatting, cracking codes... That kind of stuff.

[And pretty much everything else.]

[ ... Yeah, that's probably a handy skill to have around. ]

Alright, I think we can work somethin' out here.

So does that mean you're gonna help me down?

['Cause seriously man this is painful as hell.]

[ Almost but not quite yet! ]

Depends on if I can trust you to honor the terms if I do!

[u n s u r e]

Depends on what the terms are.

They're pretty simple. If I get you down from there, you gotta do me favors when it comes to technical stuff.

[ A beat. ]

A part-time wingman'd probably be nice, too. [ Sometimes girls require a higher amount of intellect in their potential boyfriends than Spada has, and Luca isn't around, so ... ]

Yeah, I'm fine with that--

[And then a pause. Did Spada just say wingman? ...]

...Dude, seriously? [...SIIIIIIGH. Screw it, Atsuro just wants to get down from here already.] ...Fine. You've got a deal.

[ Hey, he can take it or leave it! (Spoilers: leaving it means he doesn't get a hand down from the tree.) ]

No goin' back on it now!

[ Of course, Spada's idea of helping Atsuro down includes the incredibly simple method of climbing up a minimal amount of the tree — only up the first tier of branches or so — and promptly slicing through Atsuro's underwear with one of his swords. Hope you enjoy falling from trees, broseph. ]

[...Yeah he's just gonna take it then.]

I won't!

[What the hell is that guy--IS THAT A SWORD.. ~~Dude don't castrate me now.~~ OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU--fuckignl git that is the worst way to help him down wow. brb faceplanting.]

[ Man, if he castrated him he wouldn't have a part-time wingman via their deal anymore! Besides, Spada's awesome at swordplay and there's no way he'd mess up that bad —

Anyway he said he'd help him down and it's Atsuro's fault for not figuring out or specifying how before he actually did. He's just gonna keep chillin' out in that tree since he's up there, maybe toss down the remnants of the guy's underwear on him. No littering now! ]

Better?

[I took swordplay completely wrong. Excuse me.

After a moment of laying face-flat on the ground, Atsuro slowly pushes himself up to sit and rubs his head, which the underwear remnants soon gracefully fall onto. ugh why.]

You couldn't at least give me a little warning..? [SIIIIIGH again. Spada did help him so... Can't really complain, can he?] Thanks though. [I guess. 8|]

[ Just wait until Spada gets into Asura's swordplay —

Yeahhh, you bet you're thanking him, Atsuro. He did just help you, and you have a new friend to boot. ]

If I gave you a warnin' you would have been hangin' up here for even longer.

[What about Hasta's? B) Green Ranger...

A cruel friend. But whatever, whatever! Maybe this guy will turn out to be a pretty cool guy. Maybe. As long as he doesn't cut up anymore of Atsuro's underwear.]

...Good point. [I GUESS. SIGH.] So where are we, anyway? I don't recognize this place at all, nor do I remember ever being up in that tree in the first place.

[ Maybe Spada will teach Atsuro about Hasta's spearplay one day, too ...

Spada has no intention of cutting up anymore of Atsuro's underwear if he doesn't give him a reason to, on the bright side! ]

Right, right, I'm assumin' you didn't just climb up the tree and get stuck there yourself.

[ ... A pause. He could have fun with this. ]

What's it look like?

[no thank you. Do not want.

He better not!]

Nope. I just woke up hanging from there. It doesn't make sense at all.

[Maybe someone knocked him out and threw him up there? Freaking bullies y u do dis.]

I don't know; all I know is that it doesn't look like any place I've been to before. [Honestly, Spada.]

[ He better not start pointing fingers at Spada, man. ]

C'mon, you don't got any kind of guess?

[ This is important for fucking with Atsuro's head! ]

[SPADA IS THE MALNOSSO.]

Nope, nothing. Dude, I've never really been here before so I don't think I could take a good guess.

[Honestly, Spada! How the hell is he supposed to guess?!]

[ yes. Spada is the Malnosso. ]

Alright, look. This is some kinda alternate reality. [ Not completely untrue!! ]

And in order to go back to your own place, you gotta go through a series of trials. [ Read: favors for Spada. ]

[Ace detectiiiive. Case closed; let's get drunk.]

Alternate reality...? And what kind of trials?

[Atsuro's starting to get the feeling that Spada's just pulling his leg or something.]

[ Only if Atsuro buys the drinks. ]

I dunno, the kind that test your ... strength of character and all that crap.

[ What? Why would he be doing that? ]

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j/k i don't love you mel

wwwwow what a jerk!

i'm sorry i can't hear you over the sound of how awesome i am

well excuse you!

maybe i will excuse myself!

itt: atsuro becomes spada's nerd bitch

better be damn grateful 'cause spada is an awesome bro.

atsuro is awesomer!

he can only hope to be as awesome as a guy who can be the worst and best bro simultaneously.

he is the best bro okay

if you are talking about spada the answer is yes always

clearly I mean atsuro!

has atsuro threatened to cut his best friend up on the battlefield

no but he follows his friend to the end of the earth, man

not good enough needs to consistently make the friend in question fear for his life

that's just being a troll bro! but atsuro's a bro bro, bro.

no that's being the /best/ bro!!

nope. troll bro only.

nope best bro forever

nope nope. just a troll bro.

maaan y'all are haters.

haters gonna hate

haters to the left please