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1st Bel [Action/Voice]

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Where am I..? -- ...OW!

[Well. This sucks.

And is quite painful too. I mean really, being strung to a tree by your underwear must be incredibly painful. Atsuro's just in luck, since that's exactly the predicament he's in right now! So you may find this loser ~~rolling around in a trash can~~ flailing around in a tree -- I mean.. this poor, confused new feather somewhere around the village, hanging from a tree and flailing around a bit while trying to get down.]

H-hey, can someone help me down...?! [WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON HERE.]

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[Aaaand once that awful incident is through with, Atsuro will go ahead and tinker with his new fancy journal thing and throw up an entry! Just a tad too embarrassed to do it over video so.. Here, have some guy-who-is-literally-butthurt's voice.]

So uh.. has anyone else here arrived in really weird ways? [because really that was just awful.]

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[ being Atsuro is suffering.. ]

Well, I don't have any embarassing story of my own to share, but.. does it count if I've seen other people arrive in embarassing ways before? One guy was dumped into the hot springs when he arrived. ... The girls' part of the hot springs, that is.

[It really, really is.]

Guess I just got unlucky then, huh? [A beat.] Woah, seriously? That sounds... [awfully embarrassing, actually. That just may top Atsuro's entrance.] Er.. What ended up happening?

After being chased out by a mob of angry girls, he told me his story. I'm the lone survivor to tell the world.

[ okay, not actually, and it's noticable from just how deadpan she says it. ]

No, he got off just fine after running away from there.

[Good one. That deserves a laugh from Atsuro.]

Haha! Well it's a good thing he got out alive. I'm pretty sure Yoohoo would beat him up or something if she were there.

Yoo.. hoo..? One of your friends? [ Weird name for a friend. Little does she knows it's a nickname. ]

I'm sure all those girls would have liked to do so too, though. They just never got the chance.

Yoohoo's one of my good friends from back at home, yeah.

Don't they see the guy around the village though? [Or have they forgiven him by now? Hmm.]

Who knows. Maybe he's just a very sneaky type of person.

[ ahaha, no, she knows he's far from a sneaky person.. ]

Or maybe they realised he couldn't help it that he was dumped in there either.

I sure hope it's the latter. I mean, it's not like we choose where and how we get dropped off here, right?

['Cause he sure as hell wouldn't have chosen to be hanging from a tree by his underwear.]

I'm not entirely sure. Some girls are pretty scary and capable of carrying long-term grudges, which sometimes even end up in those weird murder scenarios you sometimes see being reported on the tv.

[ Is she joking or not? Hard to tell with the deadpan. ]

Murder scenarios? That's... not the case here, is it?

[Oh god why the deadpan, you're scaring him here.]

[ Ange has that kind of effect on people.. ]

They have no news show here, so murders would go unreported, right? [ JUST KEEPING UP THE DEADPAN JOKE sorry Atsuro.. ]

[ANGE THIS IS TERRIBLE...]

S-seriously?! [Y-you're not pulling his leg are you..?! Come on, don't pick on the newbie!]

[ SHE DOESN'T HALF REALISE JUST HOW HORRIBLE IT IS, SORRY.. ]

Well, in theory, of course. Someone could commit serial murder here and as long as word wouldn't spread too quickly, they'd have a good streak gone probably.

[POOR GUY'S GOING TO BE TERRIFIED.]

But... Someone would at least notice the fact that people are missing, wouldn't they?!

Yeah, of course they would. But they would just assume people were sent home or taken by the Malnosso for an unknown period of time or something like that. There would be a lot of instant excuses for it in this place.

But... what about blood?! Or any sort of evidence in general. People could find that, right? Or what about the police?!

Sorry to say, but there aren't any cops or anything of the like around here. Seems you'll have to fight criminals with your own hands.

...None at all? Seriously?! Jeez, what kind of place is this?!

[This deadpan. Sob.] You sound like you're really used to this though... How long have you been here?

A pretty horrible place, actually. In fact, we were all kidnapped here, so if there were cops around it would be sort of strange.

[ and Ange is used to far more than you can imagine, Atsuro.. ]

Since May now, so.. over half a year, I guess?

...Yeah, that... Makes sense, I guess. If cops were here, we wouldn't have been kidnapped in the first place, would we?

[Sigh.]

Man, really? That's a while-- [...Wait.] Since May? What month is it now?

Well, to be honest.. I don't know if even cops could do anything against the Malnosso here. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if they kidnapped a few people who were cops back home.

And it's November now. [ she pauses for a moment to check the exact date. ] November 11th.

Yeah, I met someone earlier who's one of those cases. Or kind of, anyway. He's a detective, I think? [lol Naoto. Stay free, Atsuro. Thinking she's a boy forever.]

November?! I mean, I can already tell it's winter here, but that's still really shocking to here... Back at home, it was summertime, so...

Well, just because someone calls themselves a detective doesn't mean they always legitly are one. [ she's had her share of them.. ]

Time works differently here than back home. When we go back, we'll apparently go back to the same point in time we disappeared, so time just flows differently in both worlds.

That's true... Guess you could be right. But even then, there's gotta be at least someone here who is.

Really? Man that's confusing.. So when we go back, it'll be as if we never left in the first place?

True. But still, they can't do anything about the situation either. Even if they brought in someone super powerful here, they still wouldn't be able to break us out. [ a sigh. ] Ah, it's useless, it's all useless.

And yeah, that's about the gist of it. Nobody will notice you were ever gone.

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