Atsuro Kihara (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
ctrlaltdemons) wrote2011-11-11 01:13 am
ctrlaltdemons) wrote2011-11-11 01:13 am
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[Action]
Where am I..? -- ...OW!
[Well. This sucks.
And is quite painful too. I mean really, being strung to a tree by your underwear must be incredibly painful. Atsuro's just in luck, since that's exactly the predicament he's in right now! So you may find this loserrolling around in a trash can flailing around in a tree -- I mean.. this poor, confused new feather somewhere around the village, hanging from a tree and flailing around a bit while trying to get down.]
H-hey, can someone help me down...?! [WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON HERE.]
[Voice]
[Aaaand once that awful incident is through with, Atsuro will go ahead and tinker with his new fancy journal thing and throw up an entry! Just a tad too embarrassed to do it over video so.. Here, have some guy-who-is-literally-butthurt's voice.]
So uh.. has anyone else here arrived in really weird ways? [because really that was just awful.]
Where am I..? -- ...OW!
[Well. This sucks.
And is quite painful too. I mean really, being strung to a tree by your underwear must be incredibly painful. Atsuro's just in luck, since that's exactly the predicament he's in right now! So you may find this loser
H-hey, can someone help me down...?! [WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON HERE.]
[Voice]
[Aaaand once that awful incident is through with, Atsuro will go ahead and tinker with his new fancy journal thing and throw up an entry! Just a tad too embarrassed to do it over video so.. Here, have some guy-who-is-literally-butthurt's voice.]
So uh.. has anyone else here arrived in really weird ways? [because really that was just awful.]
no that's being the /best/ bro!!
Spada has no intention of cutting up anymore of Atsuro's underwear if he doesn't give him a reason to, on the bright side! ]
Right, right, I'm assumin' you didn't just climb up the tree and get stuck there yourself.
[ ... A pause. He could have fun with this. ]
What's it look like?
nope. troll bro only.
He better not!]
Nope. I just woke up hanging from there. It doesn't make sense at all.
[Maybe someone knocked him out and threw him up there? Freaking bullies y u do dis.]
I don't know; all I know is that it doesn't look like any place I've been to before. [Honestly, Spada.]
nope best bro forever
C'mon, you don't got any kind of guess?
[ This is important for fucking with Atsuro's head! ]
nope nope. just a troll bro.
Nope, nothing. Dude, I've never really been here before so I don't think I could take a good guess.
[Honestly, Spada! How the hell is he supposed to guess?!]
maaan y'all are haters.
Alright, look. This is some kinda alternate reality. [ Not completely untrue!! ]
And in order to go back to your own place, you gotta go through a series of trials. [ Read: favors for Spada. ]
haters gonna hate
Alternate reality...? And what kind of trials?
[Atsuro's starting to get the feeling that Spada's just pulling his leg or something.]
haters to the left please
I dunno, the kind that test your ... strength of character and all that crap.
[ What? Why would he be doing that? ]
haters be hating on the left
Whaaa...? What do you mean?
[This is starting to sound really dumb, Spada. Atsuro's a smart guy; he'll figure it out eventually okay.]
they best be
Y'know, the kinda thing where you gotta go through a series of events tryin' to prove your worth or somethin'?
[ Not his fault Atsuro doesn't understand the basic concept of 'series of trials'! ]
meaning they can't go to the left! so what do
Prove your worth...? [...Just. this face. Atsuro's not buying it anymore, Spada.]
... to the right to the right?
C'mon, you don't get what I'm gettin' at?
hell no. /backwards
...No. It just sounds like something out of a video game or manga or something.
[WHICH HE'S PRETTY SURE HE'S NOT IN.]
uhhh let's do the time warp again??
Luceti ain't too far off from that, to be fair.
hell no again
Luceti? Is that the name of this place?
but why ... not ...
Yeah, it is. It's a different world, in case you didn't figure that one out already.
because.
Well... I kind of figured that out at this point but didn't want to believe it, you know? [Siiiigh.] How did we get here though?
:( mel y u so mean to me.
[ A kidnapping that spans dimensions. Which is the best kidnapping. ]
because it's fuckignl git.
..But I guess there's no use in complaining at this point. I'm assuming there's no way to get out either, yeah? [Atsuro has gotten way too used to situations like these. Doesn't mean that he's not going to at least try to find a way out though!]
crying and screaming
[ Because really he's amazed how many people are used to this kind of thing ... ]
kukuku
[Even the experiments can be considered somewhat similar to the fact that the angels were just watching the lockdown to see how the humans would react to it and the demons.]
... huahuahua?
[ ... Nnnot that he was really doing that anyway. ]
hewhewhew
..Anyway, thanks for helping me out before, dude. [Rudely.] I'm Atsuro Kihara. And you are...?
huehuehue
Spada Belforma. Pleased to meetcha, Atsuro.
[ And make use of your services — ]
If you gotta read up on anything, it's all in your journal. [ And what else ... ] Housin's free and all, you just gotta pick a place.
no subject
[I was going to ask who the fuck Housin was until I realized it was just Spada's way of speaking kicking in. gdi]
Oh, is that what this thing is? [He flips through it a bit.] ...Woah, this is so cool! I'm definitely going to have to look into this later. --But wait, free housing? Seriously?
AHAHAH the best huehuehue
A casual nod. ] Yeah, free housin', free food, free ... whatever you need. There are some things the Malnosso don't just toss out to whoever wants it, but all the basics are just layin' around.
(no subject)
that no one ever was